1 00:00:33,329 --> 00:00:34,329 Hey, Mom. 2 00:00:34,870 --> 00:00:36,270 What are you doing in here? 3 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:41,850 Oh, I just, uh, thought I might take a nap. 4 00:00:43,290 --> 00:00:44,290 In my bed? 5 00:00:44,890 --> 00:00:49,330 Yeah, it's like, um, it's more comfortable, you know? 6 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:50,990 Yeah. Okay. 7 00:00:52,830 --> 00:00:57,030 It's just, like, my back kind of, uh, bothered me a little bit, so. 8 00:00:58,110 --> 00:00:59,110 All right. 9 00:01:00,570 --> 00:01:01,570 Is that okay? 10 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:03,320 I guess so. 11 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:06,220 Kind of weird, but that's fine. 12 00:01:07,620 --> 00:01:09,260 Cool. You comfortable in here? 13 00:01:09,740 --> 00:01:10,940 Yeah. I'm glad. 14 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:12,440 Okay. 15 00:01:15,340 --> 00:01:16,520 How have you been? 16 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,320 Um, I'm okay. 17 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,340 You seem to stretch out lately. 18 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:26,680 Everything all right? 19 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,220 Yeah, I'm fine. 20 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,300 Stuff at school, you know. 21 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:40,300 It's kind of stressful. 22 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:50,660 So how about you and your girlfriend lately, huh? 23 00:01:50,940 --> 00:01:52,640 There's been like a few you've been talking about. 24 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,000 Anybody you like in particular? 25 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:01,820 Yeah, I'm just kind of hanging out with a few different girls. 26 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:04,720 You're not hanging out, huh? What does that mean? 27 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:07,740 You know, just hanging out. 28 00:02:11,940 --> 00:02:15,080 So, am I allowed to ask, are you being safe? 29 00:02:16,540 --> 00:02:17,540 Mom, yeah. 30 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:19,880 Yeah, of course. 31 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:26,380 Well, I mean, if there's a few, you know, Mom has to make sure everything's 32 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:27,380 okay. 33 00:02:28,260 --> 00:02:29,420 Yeah, Mom, I'm not stupid. 34 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,900 So, my bed's that much more comfortable now? 35 00:02:35,180 --> 00:02:37,570 Yeah. It is a lot nicer. 36 00:02:38,270 --> 00:02:39,270 Yeah. 37 00:02:43,210 --> 00:02:44,069 What's wrong? 38 00:02:44,070 --> 00:02:49,090 Well, I don't know. Just, like I said, be careful and have your fun because I 39 00:02:49,090 --> 00:02:50,370 know this is the time to do it. 40 00:02:51,390 --> 00:02:55,210 Because later in life, once you find one of them and you decide to get married, 41 00:02:55,430 --> 00:02:59,350 well, things just aren't the same after that. 42 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:02,250 What do you mean? 43 00:03:04,300 --> 00:03:07,400 I don't know. Something about marriage just, like, kills your sex life. 44 00:03:08,460 --> 00:03:11,480 You get married, you never have sex again. That's what happens. That's 45 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:12,480 like with me and your father. 46 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:14,500 What? We never have sex anymore. 47 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:22,480 Why? I don't know. Once you get married and you have a kid or two, things 48 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:23,480 change, you know? 49 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:26,920 It's not quite the same. 50 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,040 That's weird, though. 51 00:03:30,580 --> 00:03:32,200 It is weird, and it's frustrating. 52 00:03:35,370 --> 00:03:41,670 It's frustrating because I'm still a woman, you know? Like, I still like to 53 00:03:41,670 --> 00:03:42,670 sex. 54 00:03:42,910 --> 00:03:47,310 That's probably the last thing you want to hear about your mom, but I still like 55 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:48,309 to have sex. 56 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:52,890 I just... So I'm just... Have fun. 57 00:03:53,210 --> 00:03:54,250 Have your fun. 58 00:03:55,330 --> 00:03:57,710 But just be safe at the same time, of course. 59 00:03:58,650 --> 00:04:01,190 I'm sure your father and I have both taught you about that. 60 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:03,670 You have condoms, right? 61 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:08,520 Yeah. Well, I have to ask. 62 00:04:09,380 --> 00:04:10,380 Yeah, of course. 63 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,860 We put them in your stocking every year to make sure you have a bunch. 64 00:04:14,980 --> 00:04:17,880 Yeah. No, you don't have to worry about me, Mom. 65 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:20,240 I'm safe and stuff. 66 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:25,100 Do you have sex with them? 67 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:26,860 Like, all of them? 68 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:31,900 I mean, yeah. I mean, a few. 69 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:33,500 A few. 70 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:35,440 Okay, well, good for you. 71 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,240 That's more than I'm having. 72 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:40,920 It's frustrating. 73 00:04:43,780 --> 00:04:49,720 I mean, maybe it's just... Maybe it's... 74 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:54,080 Dad's just not feeling good or something. 75 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:59,940 Well, whatever it is, I've never used my vibrator more in my life than I do now. 76 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:02,440 Really? 77 00:05:03,780 --> 00:05:04,780 Every day. 78 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:12,320 I just kind of don't understand why Dad wouldn't... I don't know. It's like some 79 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:13,380 magical marriage curse. 80 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:15,980 Get married, never have sex again. 81 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:19,720 You think that's like it's a guarantee, like you're supposed to have sex for 82 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,220 life, right? Like that's what's supposed to happen. But no, no, no, no, no. 83 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:23,240 That's not the way it works. 84 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:27,580 You get married, you pop out a kid or two, and you never have sex again. 85 00:05:27,980 --> 00:05:30,280 It's like the marriage curse, not the marriage blessing. 86 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:33,620 I just don't. 87 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:40,160 I mean, you're kind of hot, Mom. I mean, like, I don't understand why. 88 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:42,640 Thanks, 89 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,480 honey, I think. 90 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,420 I'm just saying, like, it's weird to me. 91 00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:57,860 Yeah, I wish I had an answer for it. Because if I did, I could solve the 92 00:05:57,860 --> 00:05:58,860 problem, right? 93 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,160 I don't know. I don't mean to burden you with my problems. 94 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:08,220 a whole lot more than you probably care to hear, but maybe it'll change, you 95 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:09,220 know? 96 00:06:09,740 --> 00:06:11,560 Yeah, I mean, I think it could. 97 00:06:11,780 --> 00:06:13,700 Just need to add a new spark to things. 98 00:06:14,220 --> 00:06:15,220 Yeah. 99 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:17,600 Whoa. 100 00:06:18,060 --> 00:06:19,780 I thought these were missing from the wash. 101 00:06:21,020 --> 00:06:22,840 Oh, I lost them a bit. 102 00:06:24,580 --> 00:06:27,060 Wait, I thought these were in the dirty clothes. 103 00:06:28,820 --> 00:06:29,920 That's weird. Wait, what are you doing? 104 00:06:33,479 --> 00:06:35,680 Why? Honey? Oh, okay. 105 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:42,060 Um... Well, honey, 106 00:06:42,300 --> 00:06:49,100 and these two, what have you been doing? That's weird. I didn't see those. Is 107 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:50,200 that why you're in here? 108 00:06:51,140 --> 00:06:52,560 Um, yeah. 109 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:55,400 I'm sorry. 110 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:57,520 These are mine. 111 00:06:58,060 --> 00:06:59,060 Yeah. 112 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:06,050 And you? This is kind of embarrassing, huh? 113 00:07:12,630 --> 00:07:13,630 Doesn't have to be. 114 00:07:42,410 --> 00:07:44,510 I haven't felt sexy in so long. 115 00:07:46,870 --> 00:07:48,330 You're like so sexy, mom. 116 00:07:57,470 --> 00:08:01,410 I mean, I know this is... Okay. 117 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:04,810 He's got a little out of hand. 118 00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:13,750 I have to go now. 119 00:08:16,770 --> 00:08:17,770 Wait. 120 00:08:17,990 --> 00:08:19,470 Why don't you stay in here with me? 121 00:08:21,610 --> 00:08:22,930 We'll just take a nap together. 122 00:08:25,470 --> 00:08:26,470 Okay. 123 00:08:35,809 --> 00:08:37,090 I'll be okay, right? 124 00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:46,290 Just take the nap, okay? 125 00:11:47,510 --> 00:11:48,510 Thank you much. 126 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,250 Okay. 127 00:11:52,590 --> 00:11:53,950 I can't do this. 128 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:58,650 Mom, what's wrong? 129 00:12:00,050 --> 00:12:01,530 What? I don't know.